Mornings are for slow sips and honest faces. This cotton tee carries a grumpy bulldog clutching a steaming mug with the caption “Before coffee, don’t talk.” It reads like the first thought of someone who needs their brew to show up before words do — relaxed, sarcastic, and oddly relatable. Wear it to quiet small talk on the commute, to weekend coffee runs, or when you need a clear, playful signal to friends and coworkers. The soft, midweight cotton drapes comfortably and the classic crew neck keeps the look simple so the artwork can do the talking. It feels lived-in from the first wear and holds its shape after many washes, keeping that deadpan humor front and center.
Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit without side seams for a cleaner look and reduced waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Printed with crisp DTG/DTF techniques for detailed sleeve and main prints
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, made in Nicaragua with ethical US cotton sourcing
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
